List three jobs you’d consider pursuing if money didn’t matter. 1. Tour guide – I would travel and tell stories. Mostly interesting and authentic but few sprinkles of fantasy – made up and yet fantastic I will meet people, make lifetime memories for them Take pictures for them. The kinds that they would laugh andContinue reading “Not for money. Yeah”
Category Archives: humour
Whatever
What are you doing this evening? If you call I will come and see you Else you can drop in We will do whatever you want Well, it’s not a proper plan But it’s a plan
The survey
What was the last thing you searched for online? Why were you looking for it? When a prompt Masquerades as a survey The answers Must also masquerade
🫡 to the person who makes the prompts
What change, big or small, would you like your blog to make in the world? More likes More subscribers More traffic More people to read More smiles …. I am ok with world I don’t want to change
A cheap meal is not worth it
What’s the most money you’ve ever spent on a meal? Was it worth it? I ate a stomach full Something felt, not right Doctors confirmed the feeling to be true I spent a few costly days In the hospital I am alive and well now … Yes the money spent was worth it…maybe not theContinue reading “A cheap meal is not worth it”
Whose?
Have you ever broken a bone? 😄😄
Relaaaaaax till it lasts
How do you relax? Legs on the deskHands meshed in my hair Stretching back as muchTill that creaking sound of my chair Breathing slow, easy and steadySliding into deep sleep, without a careSnoring loudly, in no discernible rhythmOblivious and without a careIn those dreams, I am the bossAnd no employees to worry me thereMy dreamContinue reading “Relaaaaaax till it lasts”
A fly on the nose
A fly on the noseSeenFeltYet unassailable.Staring throughMillion eyesRubbing few of its handsIn a smirkYet seemingly vulnerableA strike Must do the trickA quick And a precise oneElse you may have your noseUnavailable But that’s whatThe superior human mind thinksStrategising a strikeBut a fraction to lateFor the dipteranIs unconquerableIt fliesQuicker than the strikeIt’s a flyNo wonderThe contemptContinue reading “A fly on the nose”
Shadows tell the time
Sun was earlyI wasn’t soTime didn’t stop for meI wasn’t chasing it tooIt’s late morningNot yet noonIt’s a good time to startIt’s a lazy SundayCould have been hectic too
sometime fast, sometimes slowly
The time is in plentyIt moves pretty slowlyWedging on the couchI turn on the tellyTed Mosby is a romantic foolRobin realises her follyToby leaves for Costa RicaMicheal Scott gets married to HollyGlued on Star World,I am enjoying it, by gollyOld Monk mixed with CokeThe concoction makes me JollyLife is movingsometime fast, sometimes slowly
